One year and almost nine months ago the cutest and unexpectedly tiny
bundle of fur ever to walk the face of this planet was born. Well, maybe that’s
the “mommy” in me talking, but I think he’s the cutest. He’s since grown into
the cutest big bundle of fur every with plenty of personality. And we adore
him.
How could you not? He’s got ridiculously long eyebrows and a perpetually
worried look and the fluffiest curliest butt ever. And a cowlick right above
his tail that gets especially curly after a bath and nappy ears that get
crimped when damp.
Cutest ever.
His biggest worry in life is his kitty, Maddie. We think it’s a
holdover from when we brought him home and she outweighed him at her sturdy
nine pounds compared to his five. Hilariously, the dynamic hasn’t changed now
that he’s sixty pounds and she’s still only nine.
She is such a bitch to him too.
He will be so excited for us to come home and will be greeting us with
his fuzzy tail wagging and a toy in his mouth to show us…and she’ll come
sauntering in from wherever she was napping and start loving on him. He
immediately freezes and gets the most desperately pitiful look on his face,
while she sashays around his feet and meows arrogantly. It’s a very scary time
for him.
You never know when the kitty will decide she’s mad and turn around and
swat at his worried little nose.
The only good part about his kitty is she has some fun toys. Though he
gets a scolding when he comes trotting up with the string tail of one of her
crocheted mice poking out of his mouth.
Banyan also has a couple mannerisms that I find absolutely adorable.
My favorite is his heavy head.
He’s a leaner: he leans on you when sitting next to you, he leans when
getting his head scratched, and if there’s something nearby that he can set his
chin on, he will. I’ve walked in on him in a completely empty room and he’s
standing there with his chin resting on the seat of a chair, just hanging out.
I usually ask, “Are your brains too heavy today, buddy?”
He thinks they are.
The leaning thing also means that if you’re giving him a good scratch,
he’ll tuck his head against your knees and lean. If you step away, he kind of
falls over…it’s hilarious.
He is also very particular regarding when it’s time to get up.
Unless there are guests in the house, animal or human, he is not interested in getting up before it’s time. I first
discovered this when I started getting up even earlier for gym. The first day I
did it he grudgingly got up, just to make sure he wasn’t needed. Now, I’ll get
up, go to the gym, come home and putter around before he even twitches.
If I make him get up, he will, but he gives me this look that totally
translates into, “But Mooooooom…it’s early!”
Tyler’s been taking him for runs early this past week.
Banyan is decidedly not
enthusiastic about them. It’s dark. And it’s still bedtime.
He doesn’t like them.
He might dawdle on runs with his dad because he doesn’t like them. This
frustrates Tyler because he essentially has to drag the dog on the run, which
makes both of them grumpy. Hilarious.
My dog is the cutest ever.
Ciao,
kc
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